All this talk about Sarah Palin as potentially our nation’s first VPILF has mostly been based on the almost universally abysmal looks of our recent vice-presidents, although I suppose Dan Quayle’s certain boyish charm made him a relative Adonis in comparison to Dick Cheney, George H.W. Bush, Fritz Mondale, Spiro Agnew and Nelson Rockefeller.
May I …

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If ever a spoiled, bigoted GOP frat-brat deserved a face smack and a grudge fuck, it’s Levi Johnston, the self-proclaimed “fuckin’ redneck” from the Mat-Su Valley of Alaska who knocked up the governor’s daughter and, through a series of unlikely and unfortunate events, ended up with a $100 haircut and a $1000 suit in the …

Well, guys, since I’m new here, I thought I would jump into the most fun part of Flaming Politics.
Yup: the John-John Award nominees.
And, while I think John Sebelius is just adorable, I want to nominate a real live Democratic candidate for Senate who is basically a hunk. And a corn-fed hunk!
Gentlemen and gentlemen …

Wow, Japhy, John Sebelius is a fox. However, I’m not sure if the following makes him hotter or more of an asshat. Turns out John is the proud creator behind:
“Don’t Drop the Soap,” a new, adult-themed board game based on life in prison, [...] being sold out of the Kansas governor’s mansion.
Either way, …

I think we have our first serious competitor for the John-John Award: John Sebelius, son of Kansas Gov. Kathleen “Kitty” Sibelius. He’s an artist and even has his own website. We’re not the first one’s to this party, though- Cynic’s Party says “he’s like those jocks in teen movies who turn deep, then take off …

John-John Award Nominee: Davis White, Director of Advance (what?) for John McCain.  It’s that accent that gets me going.  Really, this was just an excuse to post this unbelievably pointless video tour he hosts of the Straight Talk Express.

I don’t want it all to be serious policy discussions here on Flaming Politics, because if there’s one thing I’ve learned as a blogger, it’s that you gotta sex it up from time to time.
So, here, in the spirit of Andrew Sullivan’s awards, is our first John-John Award nominee: Chet Lott- Son of Trent Lott, …