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Sarah Palin did John McCain in and not the economy, as some conservative pundits would like you to think. The loud mouths on talk radio still love her. They will defend her to the death and so you’ll only hear that John McCain was a victim of dire circumstances. (It’s the economy, my friends, the Dems own it!) rather than his …
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Since you feel all optimistic and confident that Obama will win, you probs will get laid tonight, too, and what luck! Babeland is rewarding your mavericky moxy with a free Maverick penis sleeve if you voted! Because well why not. If you didn’t vote, well, you’ll have to settle with what Nature gave you, ahem.
All you need to do is bring …
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Vintage Madonna, the way I like her. This is a commercial for “Rock The Vote”, in 1992, with her make-up artist and hairdresser. What’re you doin? CHER votes in stuff like that.
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NYTIMES has a nifty media toy where you can enter the word that best describes your current mood and follow the most popular choices from readers. For CHANGE OBAMA peeps:
and McPain peeps:
Why so dyspeptic, my friends? From the looks of it both supporters will be on the edge of their respective seats in anticipation. I can only hope that the …
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Remember in 2004 when the exit polls from Ohio were coming in strong for Kerry and we were so hopeful only to find that they were WRONG. He lost, remember?! Below is a list of FAQs about Exit polling from the messiah of polling metrics, Nate Silver.
Ten Reasons Why You Should Ignore Exit Polls
Oh, let …
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Unbelievable. Exactly two years ago, SurveyUSA completed interviews with 600 voters in every state (30,000 total interviews), asking them how they would vote in a 2008 Presidential Election between John McCain and Barack Obama.
Based on those interviews, SurveyUSA was able to report that:
In November 2006, Obama carried …
His home state of Illinois.
His birth state of …
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A boy named Hope tried to tear down a McCain sign of intolerance and hate, but was shocked when a Shawn Turschak of Chapel Hill hooked up the sign to a power source for an electric pet fence Monday–he put up a surveillance camera, too!
Said the boy, Hope, “I’ll take electrocution any day over a Palin-McCain presidency.”
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This clusterfuck of a Presidential election has provided us with some of the most memorable and excruciatingly painful phrases and gimmicks, which I cannot wait to see die come November 4. Some of them will make you say, TOTES! And others will be like ‘MEH, that wasn’t so bad.’ I’m sure there’s more.
Joe the Plumber: Hey Joe, you out …
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Why hello! Is that a twinkle in your eye for yours truly, young neo twinkfascist? No? Oh, yes, unfortunately this grim fellow is not a cover model for the next spread of TÊTU, but rather Stephan Petzner, the morose ex-lover of Austria’s Jorg Haider. Apparently, the couple were attached at the hip and shared …
